What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:34

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No